Chandler Quote #1251

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Proposal (Part 2)

Monica: So that marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't really believe that, do you?
Chandler: Sure, I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean, look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs. Okay. Pigs don't mate for life. I mean, a pig can have like 1 00 sexual partners in a lifetime. And that's just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports.

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 ‘The One with the Proposal (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky, as to fall in love with my best- My best- There's a reason why girls don't do this!

Quote from Rachel

Joey: Can we come in yet? We're dying out here.
Monica: Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
Rachel: Oh, this is the least jealous I've ever been.
Phoebe: Oh, no, wait. This is wrong. Ross isn't here.
Rachel: Oh, hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Okay, I know how to settle this. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to write "Joey" on one napkin. And I'm going to write "Ross" on the other napkin. And we are going to pick one and that person is going to be our backup. Okay? Here we go.
Joey: That sounds fair.
Ross: Okay, fine.
Phoebe: Good.
Rachel: Switching them up. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Pick one.
Phoebe: Left. Thank you.
Rachel: You're welcome.
Phoebe: Ross.
Rachel: Joey. Hmm. We should just switch.
Phoebe: Yeah, absolutely.