Joey Quote #793

Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Denial

Chandler: You can call off the roommate search. I'll be living here.
Joey: Don't listen to him. He's just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don't think he's going to get it.
Chandler: Why did you take the shower curtain down?
Joey: That thing was a hazard. I'm very safety conscious.

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 ‘The One with Ross's Denial’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I found you in my bed, How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair, Little black, little black, little black, Little black curly hair.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Thank you. Now, if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

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Rachel: Pheebs, I want to ask you something. Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful, how about I move in with you?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
Monica: Who's Denise?
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: You have a roommate?
Phoebe: Yes, Denise. Denise.
Joey: What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? And what about this Denise? Is she cute?
Chandler: Pheebs, I don't understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time. Denise!