Monica Quote #149
Quote from Monica in The One with the Prom Video
Restaurant Manager: All right. Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
Monica: A salad? Really, I could do something more complicated if you like.
Restaurant Manager: No, just the salad will be fine.
Monica: Okay, you got it.
Restaurant Manager: Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
Monica: All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
Restaurant Manager: Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
Monica: Oh, no, don't worry. I'm gonna wash it.
Restaurant Manager: Don't. I like it dirty.
Monica: That's your call.
Restaurant Manager: So, what are you going to do next?
Monica: Well, I thought that l would cut up the tomatoes.
Restaurant Manager:Are they firm?
Monica: They're all right.
Restaurant Manager: You sure they haven't gone bad? You sure they're not very, very bad?
Monica: No, really, they're okay.
Restaurant Manager:You gonna slice them up real nice?
Monica: I was going to do them julienne.
Restaurant Manager: [moans]
Monica: I'm out of here.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Prom Video’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Huh. So how many cameras are actually on you?
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Hey, Mon, what is this?
Monica: Oh, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then.
Chandler: Oh, I thought that's what they used that to cover Connecticut when it rains.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: This is a little extra something for always being there for me.
Chandler: Wow, I don't know what to say. [after opening the box] Wow, I don't know what to say.
Joey: What do you say?
Chandler: I don't know. It's a bracelet.
Joey: Isn't it? And it's engraved, too. Check it out.
Chandler: "To my best bud."
Joey: Thanks, best bud. Put it on.
Chandler: Now? [putting it away in a drawer] No, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
Joey: No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. When you put this on, you're good to go. Oh, man. You are so wearing that bracelet.
Chandler: I so am.
Joey: Do you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?
Chandler: Well, it will probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.