Restaurant Manager: All right. Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
Monica: A salad? Really, I could do something more complicated if you like.
Restaurant Manager: No, just the salad will be fine.
Monica: Okay, you got it.
Restaurant Manager: Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
Monica: All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
Restaurant Manager: Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
Monica: Oh, no, don't worry. I'm gonna wash it.
Restaurant Manager: Don't. I like it dirty.
Monica: That's your call.
Restaurant Manager: So, what are you going to do next?
Monica: Well, I thought that l would cut up the tomatoes.
Restaurant Manager:Are they firm?
Monica: They're all right.
Restaurant Manager: You sure they haven't gone bad? You sure they're not very, very bad?
Monica: No, really, they're okay.
Restaurant Manager:You gonna slice them up real nice?
Monica: I was going to do them julienne.
Restaurant Manager: [moans]
Monica: I'm out of here.