Ross Quote #1237
Quote from Ross in The One with the Donor
Joey: Ross, you have to get that job.
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold. In fact, he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to "spank him harder."
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Donor’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: I still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this. You can't just bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor.
Chandler: Okay. [hands Zack a drink] Zack.
Zack: Thanks. Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring.
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, Zack.
Zack: Hey, Chandler.
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Zack: No, you didn't.
Chandler: Really?
Zack: No, you did.
Chandler: Yeah, well, my wife and I have some boundary issues. Sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Jeanette: Here are the boards for Friday's pitch.
Zack: Thank you.
Chandler: You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?