Joey Quote #1593
Quote from Joey in The One with the Donor
Charlie: So I have to go shopping today, which is my least favorite thing. I'm so bad at picking out clothes.
Joey: So you need someone who knows fashion to tell you what looks good.
Rachel: Not me. Not me. Not me.
Joey: Oh, hey, Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Joey: Maybe you could take Charlie shopping?
Rachel: Oh, well-
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Joey: You kidding? Rachel loves to shop, and she has great taste. Yeah, she's the one that taught me not to wear white after Labor Day and to always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.
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‘The One with the Donor’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: I still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this. You can't just bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor.
Chandler: Okay. [hands Zack a drink] Zack.
Zack: Thanks. Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring.
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, Zack.
Zack: Hey, Chandler.
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Zack: No, you didn't.
Chandler: Really?
Zack: No, you did.
Chandler: Yeah, well, my wife and I have some boundary issues. Sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Jeanette: Here are the boards for Friday's pitch.
Zack: Thank you.
Chandler: You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?