Joey Quote #1556

Quote from Joey in The One with the Memorial Service

Rachel: Joey, I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap. Have you seen Huggsy?
Joey: Original or crappy?
Rachel: Original.
Joey: No. Sorry. Haven't seen him.
Rachel: Then what's that big lump under your covers?
Joey: It's Monica, okay?
Rachel: That's not Monica.
Joey: All right, fine. It's original Huggsy. I know Emma wants him, but he's mine and I need him.
She's being unreasonable.
Rachel: Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much- [Joey gasps] Oh, don't cover its ears!

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Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.