Monica Quote #951
Quote from Monica in The One with the Memorial Service
Phoebe: I gotta call him. Just to talk to him. There's no harm in that.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. "I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing. Why not just a little sliver?" Or, "Okay, just a slice or two." The next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.