Chandler Quote #1715
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Boob Job
Monica: Well, my breasts are gonna get bigger whether you like it or not. And, you know what, it's not just my breasts. My ass is gonna get bigger too.
Chandler: Your ass?!
Rachel: And don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too.
Chandler: They do that?
Monica: It's kind of a package deal.
Chandler: God, why? Why would you want to do that to yourself?
Monica: I thought it was something that we both wanted.
Chandler: All right, look, if it means that much to you, I may be able to get onboard with the boobs but the giant ass and the big clown feet?
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