Mike Quote #31
Quote from Mike in The One with the Boob Job
Mike: It's just, my first marriage was you know, such a disaster that I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Phoebe: Was it that bad?
Mike: At one point, near the end she deliberately defecated on my-
Phoebe: Okay, well, that's bad.
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‘The One with the Boob Job’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Phoebe: Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.
Ross: Oh, great. Now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean, I can see if we're all hanging out, but to come to my home...
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Anyway I need to borrow some money.
Joey: Oh, sure. Yeah, how much? Two thousand dollars?
Chandler: Yes, $2000 exactly. How did you know that?
Joey: Uh. Well, I know how much you used to make, and I know how much your rent is.
Chandler: Oh, okay.
Joey: I am on fire.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Look, Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
Joey: Yeah, I know.
Chandler: What? What do you mean, you "know"?
Joey: I just figured it out, you know? I mean, you're not working, and the economy is bad.
Chandler: Oh, right.
Joey: That is the fastest I have ever thought.