Joey: What's going on?
Chandler: I'm sorry. I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I didn't know- I didn't think you'd understand.
Joey: What? You think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife? You think I'm, like ... duh. [Joey hits his head with the baseball bat]
Monica: Joey?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: I don't know what to say. We shouldn't have lied to you.
Chandler: Yeah, I feel so bad. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Joey: Yeah, you could go to the game with me. Even though I know you said you couldn't.
But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.