Joey Quote #1479
Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Joey: What's going on?
Chandler: I'm sorry. I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I didn't know- I didn't think you'd understand.
Joey: What? You think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife? You think I'm, like ... duh. [Joey hits his head with the baseball bat]
Monica: Joey?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: I don't know what to say. We shouldn't have lied to you.
Chandler: Yeah, I feel so bad. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Joey: Yeah, you could go to the game with me. Even though I know you said you couldn't.
But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.
‘The One with Rachel's Phone Number’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Joey: Hey, open the door! What's going on? What are you-?
Monica: Hi.
Joey: Why are you dressed like that?
Monica: Because, well, Chandler's gonna be home in a couple of days so I thought I would just, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Joey: But I thought I heard a man's voice before.
Monica: No, I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation. You know, like, "Hi, how do I look?" "Really sexy. Could I be any more turned on?"
Quote from Mike
[phone rings]
Mike: I'll get it! Hello? Ross's place. Mike speaking. It's for you.
Ross: I don't understand what just happened here.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Thank you for watching the baby.
Ross: Oh, it's fine. Actually, I invited Mike over.
Rachel: Phoebe's Mike?
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: I didn't know that you guys hung out.
Ross: We don't but thought it'd be nice to get to know him. Maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.
Rachel: That's so cute. Ross and Mike's first date. Is that going to be awkward? What are you guys gonna talk about?
Ross: I don't know. But you know, we have a lot in common, you know? He plays piano. I played keyboards in college. He's been divorced. I have some experience in that area.