Quote from Joey in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Joey: Hey, dude, what's up? Chandler: Don't judge me. I'm only human. Joey: Did you take that tape? Chandler: I had to. Okay, imagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife in another guy's apartment. Wouldn't you need to know what was on it? Joey: I don't know. Who am I married to? Chandler: Some girl. Joey: She hot? Chandler: Yeah. Joey: How did she get me to settle down?