Joey Quote #1458
Quote from Joey in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Joey: Hey, dude, what's up?
Chandler: Don't judge me. I'm only human.
Joey: Did you take that tape?
Chandler: I had to. Okay, imagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife in another guy's apartment. Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Joey: I don't know. Who am I married to?
Chandler: Some girl.
Joey: She hot?
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!