Quote from Monica in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Chandler: You said you were ready too; Monica: Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to get your voice high and weird like mine is now. Chandler: Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid, like, forever? Monica: Okay, just back off, mister. Because I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father. Joey: What? Are you crazy? Monica: That's it. Right there. That's all I wanted!