Monica Quote #851
Quote from Monica in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Chandler: You said you were ready too;
Monica: Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to get your voice high and weird like mine is now.
Chandler: Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid, like, forever?
Monica: Okay, just back off, mister. Because I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Joey: What? Are you crazy?
Monica: That's it. Right there. That's all I wanted!
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Quote from Janice
Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]
Quote from Ross
Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.