Chandler: You said you were ready too;
Monica: Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to get your voice high and weird like mine is now.
Chandler: Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid, like, forever?
Monica: Okay, just back off, mister. Because I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Joey: What? Are you crazy?
Monica: That's it. Right there. That's all I wanted!