Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you're trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Rachel: I don't know. I'd leave it on the changing table?
[all gasp]
Rachel: What? What did I do? What did I do?
Mrs. Green: You can't leave a baby alone.
Rachel: Of course, I know that. I mean, of course you never leave a baby alone. I mean, it would- She wouldn't be safe. Not as safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Okay, you know what? Opening the presents is a little overwhelming right now. So I think I'm gonna maybe open them all a little bit later. But thank you all for coming, and for these beautiful gifts and this basket is beautiful.
Guest: It's actually a bassinet.
Rachel: Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me.