Rachel Quote #909
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Baby Shower
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you're trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Rachel: I don't know. I'd leave it on the changing table?
[all gasp]
Rachel: What? What did I do? What did I do?
Mrs. Green: You can't leave a baby alone.
Rachel: Of course, I know that. I mean, of course you never leave a baby alone. I mean, it would- She wouldn't be safe. Not as safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Okay, you know what? Opening the presents is a little overwhelming right now. So I think I'm gonna maybe open them all a little bit later. But thank you all for coming, and for these beautiful gifts and this basket is beautiful.
Guest: It's actually a bassinet.
Rachel: Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Green
Phoebe: All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents.
Monica: Yes, yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby. Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Mrs. Green: Well, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute. But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: It wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
Phoebe: Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget-
Monica: Oh, give it a rest.
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?
Phoebe: No. Neither is mine.
Quote from Mrs. Green
Monica: Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I the one that had to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, it's Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello, Monica.
Monica: Hi. I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Mrs. Green: I know. My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mrs. Green: For what, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?