Ross: Your story sucks.
Joey: Hey, look. If the story didn't work, it's because you didn't tell it right. Show me how you did it.
Ross: No. No, I don't want to.
Joey: How long since you seen a girl naked?
Ross: I was backpacking across Western Europe-
Joey: I'm not feeling it.
Ross: I was just outside of Barcelona, hiking-
Joey: No, no, no, Ross. I'm not hot. Are you hot?
Ross: It's been six months. I'm always hot!