Ross Quote #947

Quote from Ross in The One with the Videotape

Ross: Your story sucks.
Joey: Hey, look. If the story didn't work, it's because you didn't tell it right. Show me how you did it.
Ross: No. No, I don't want to.
Joey: How long since you seen a girl naked?
Ross: I was backpacking across Western Europe-
Joey: I'm not feeling it.
Ross: I was just outside of Barcelona, hiking-
Joey: No, no, no, Ross. I'm not hot. Are you hot?
Ross: It's been six months. I'm always hot!

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 ‘The One with the Videotape’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jennie would give us a fake number.
Joey: You know, if they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names either.
Monica: Okay. Maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.
Joey: Oh, yeah? Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you.
Phoebe: Regina Phalange.

Quote from Ross

Kristen: This is great wine.
Ross: It's from France. In Europe. Western Europe. You know, a few years ago, actually, I was backpacking across Western Europe.
Kristen: Really?
Ross: Uh-huh. Wait, it gets better. Yeah, I was in Barcelona.
Kristen: I studied for a year in Barcelona.
Ross: Anyway, um, so I was hiking-
Kristen: I love hiking.
Ross: Oh, that's great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo-
Kristen: I think it's "Tibidabo."
Ross: Okay. Do you want to tell the story?!

Quote from Joey

Rachel: How do you know about that story?
Joey: How do you know about that story?
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene, who heard it from some guy.
Joey: Some guy.
Rachel: No, no. She told me that his name was Ken Adams.
Joey: Ken Adams!