Joey: Oh, man. I could totally get that part. "I'm sorry, this seat is taken."
Guy: Oh, sorry. Excuse me.
Joey: No, I didn't mean you. But you believed me, huh?
Guy: I believed you were saving this seat for someone.
Joey: So you'd hire me, right?
Guy: For what?
Joey: Exactly. All right, everybody listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
All: What?
Joey: Yeah, it's for the kids. Yeah, to keep the kids off drugs. It's a very important issue in this month's Playboy. I'm sure you all read about it.