Joey Quote #889
Quote from Joey in The One with the Joke
Joey: Oh, man. I could totally get that part. "I'm sorry, this seat is taken."
Guy: Oh, sorry. Excuse me.
Joey: No, I didn't mean you. But you believed me, huh?
Guy: I believed you were saving this seat for someone.
Joey: So you'd hire me, right?
Guy: For what?
Joey: Exactly. All right, everybody listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
All: What?
Joey: Yeah, it's for the kids. Yeah, to keep the kids off drugs. It's a very important issue in this month's Playboy. I'm sure you all read about it.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Joke’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Joey: No.
Guy: Waiter.
Joey: Yeah!
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: I have a question: If one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Ross: No way.
Joey: I'm not answering that.
Chandler: Joey. No way, I'm not answering that.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? So how about clearing out so I can get some new customers? It's all about turnover.
Ross: Joey. Seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry, Ross. I'll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I'll toss in a free muffin.