Joey: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: I can't help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.
Joey: Look, you know how when you're dating someone and you don't want to cheat unless it's with someone really hot?
Phoebe: Yeah, totally.
Joey: Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you're gonna do something wrong do it right. [Joey gets ribs out of the freezer]