Joey Quote #514
Quote from Joey in The One with the Fake Party
Joey: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: I can't help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.
Joey: Look, you know how when you're dating someone and you don't want to cheat unless it's with someone really hot?
Phoebe: Yeah, totally.
Joey: Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you're gonna do something wrong do it right. [Joey gets ribs out of the freezer]
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fake Party’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Yeah, there was this scene in Footloose-
Chandler: Flashdance.
Joey: Yeah. With that plumber girl?
Chandler: She was a welder.
Joey: Were you, like, in the movie?
Quote from Ross
Ross: What photo album was it?
Rachel: I don't know. It was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Ross: Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids. That was computer camp. Rach!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: What is it, hun?
Phoebe: I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Ooh, cake. No.