Quote from Monica in The One with the Memorial Service
Manny: I knew you'd be here! Mike: Oh, crap. Phoebe: Who is this? Mike: My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you. Monica: Hey, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe. Manny: Well, you're not doing a very good job. Monica: Excuse me? Manny: What's with the kissing? Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was. Manny: Yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing. Monica: You didn't hear the speech. Manny: I've heard the speech. If he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her- Monica: Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless. Manny: You're weak. Monica: You're weird. Manny: Your pants are undone. Monica: Oh!