Ross: So who else did you tip with cookies?
Rachel: The mailman, the super. Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Joey: I don't think you're gonna like this.
Rachel: Oh, these are cookies smashed to the sports section.
Monica: Look, and he did my crossword puzzle.
Ross: Yeah, but not very well. Unless fourteen across, "Gershwin musical", actually is "Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me."