Ross Quote #197
Quote from Ross in The One with Phoebe's Dad
Ross: So who else did you tip with cookies?
Rachel: The mailman, the super. Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Joey: I don't think you're gonna like this.
Rachel: Oh, these are cookies smashed to the sports section.
Monica: Look, and he did my crossword puzzle.
Ross: Yeah, but not very well. Unless fourteen across, "Gershwin musical", actually is "Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me."
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know, one day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know your Iords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying.
Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Gram? Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
Frances: Oh, sure, sure. How come?
Phoebe: Just, you know, to see him.
Frances: Oh, sure. Here. This is the one of your father in a meadow. And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite. And here he is at a graduation. Another graduation. Another graduation.
Phoebe: Okay, is this really my father?
Frances: Is it really your fa-? Well, of course it is.
Phoebe: I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!