Joey: So, how did it go with Celia?
Ross: Oh, I was unbelievable.
Joey: All right, Ross!
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. At one point, there were villagers.
Joey: And?
Ross: Well, um, you know, by the time we had finished with all the dirty talk it was kind of late late and we were both exhausted, so-
Joey: You cuddled.
Ross: Yeah, which was nice.