Ross Quote #111
Quote from Ross in The One with the Stoned Guy
Joey: So, how did it go with Celia?
Ross: Oh, I was unbelievable.
Joey: All right, Ross!
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. At one point, there were villagers.
Joey: And?
Ross: Well, um, you know, by the time we had finished with all the dirty talk it was kind of late late and we were both exhausted, so-
Joey: You cuddled.
Ross: Yeah, which was nice.
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Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?
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Monica: So was it a lot more money?
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys who's in his office until 1 o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: The, the "WENUS"?
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Rachel: Oh, that WENUS.
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Chandler: This is great. You ready?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Chandler: [on the phone] Helen, could you come in here? Thank you, Helen. That'll be all. Last time I do that. I promise.