Quote from Chandler in The One with the Memorial Service
Phoebe: Hey, Monica, I'm gonna need your help getting through this. Chandler: You're saying you're not gonna need my help? Phoebe: No. When I get to the point where I'm ready to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, I'm gonna come to you. Chandler: Oh, good, because I've already thought of three. Four. I just thought of a fourth.