Chandler Quote #1721
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Memorial Service
Phoebe: Hey, Monica, I'm gonna need your help getting through this.
Chandler: You're saying you're not gonna need my help?
Phoebe: No. When I get to the point where I'm ready to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, I'm gonna come to you.
Chandler: Oh, good, because I've already thought of three. Four. I just thought of a fourth.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.