Blaine: Frasier, you know, what I was going to say if you'd let me finish was, somehow, the Lord will provide. And by the way, Matthew, John and Thomas, Bartholomew, Jude, Judas, two Jameses, Andrew, Peter, Simon the Zealot, and Phillip. $950 to go, pass the po-tah-toes, please.

Frasier: I will prove once and for all that this man is a fraud. See for yourselves!
[Frasier grabs Blaine's wheelchair and dumps him onto the floor]
Frasier: No, no, no. Don't help him. That's enough of this, Blaine. Get up. Get up!
Blaine: Wait, people. He knows not what he does.
[Frasier's cell phone rings]
Frasier: [answering the phone] What? Yes, Dr. Kagan. Yes, I did. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. For life. I see, thank you. [hangs up] Well, it seems an apology is in order. Please, help me get this man back into his chair. And I will match all contributions to this man's ministry here today, dollar for dollar. You want fulfillment, you want inner peace, this is your man right here, Blaine Sternin. Come on, dig deep. Brother Niles, you've been richly blessed.

Frasier: Our topic today has been honesty. The courage to face each other with the plain truth. I've certainly enjoyed myself these last few hours, I hope you have too. This is Dr. Frasier Crane, wishing you good mental health.
[As Roz comes into his booth:]
Frasier: Well, that was a dog of a show.

Blaine: He showed me how I've squandered my life, you know, cheating innocent people. I was just filled with shame. And that's why I'm here, as a matter of fact. I've started a ministry to save souls the way the Lord saved mine.
Frasier: What genius. The Lord, a credible partner who doesn't take a cut.

Frasier: Well, you've just witnessed the first step in the Blaine Sternin long con. He sets you up, sucks you in, and then bam! Kelp futures.

Niles: Aren't you rushing to judgement, Frasier? I know you two have a history, but isn't it possible that he's changed?
Frasier: Oh, don't be a sucker, Niles. Dad, you're not buying any of this medicine show, are you?
Martin: Well, the guy is laying it on pretty thick, but I guess he could be on the level. I mean, that pin thing was freaky. I want to get that on video.

Frasier: Daphne, you left him alone in the kitchen? My sub-zero's probably on the way to a chop shop right now.

Blaine: And so here's this kid, no more than fifteen years old, he lives in a cardboard box under the overpass, and his mother comes to me and begs me, "Will you get my kid off drugs?"
Frasier: Yes, yes, and then you cured him, let's eat.
Blaine: No, no, no. You don't cure something like addiction overnight. Well, look who I'm telling. I mean, you're a psychiatrist. You know.
Frasier: Well, that's true. I have found in my research with addictive personalities that- Oh, for God's sake, what the hell am I doing? There probably is no kid anyway.

Martin: Oh, Frasier, let up on the guy. He's a man of God. Blaine, can I take a picture of you with a fork in your leg?

Blaine: Dear Lord, bless this food, and this company. Give us your guidance, and teach us to be forgiving, as you instructed your Apostles.
Frasier: I'll give you fifty bucks if you can name three of them.
Niles: Frasier!
Frasier: Here you go, two twenties and a ten. Tell you what, I'll spot you John.
Daphne: Dr. Crane, we're in the middle of a prayer.