‘To Kill a Talking Bird’
Season 4, Episode 14 - Aired February 25, 1997
After Niles moves in to an exclusive apartment building, he throws a dinner party to meet his new neighbors.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Well, Niles, you know, you seem to relaxing a bit, maybe the bird will relax. I don't know. Shall we give this another minute or two, everyone?
Niles: Well, all right then, who needs more wine? Alfred, wine for you. And would anyone like some cheese or a cracker?
Baby: Squawk.
Niles: No, no, Baby, guests first!
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, Carol, that dress is absolutely smashing.
Carol: Why, thank you.
Baby: Carol's a lush.
Carol: Did the bird just say something?
Wella: It sounded like it said-
Baby: Carol's a lush.
Alfred: Where would a bird learn a phrase like that?
Niles: Birds today. You just don't know where they pick these things up.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, shall we all join Peter at the table?
Baby: Peter's a letch.
Peter: What did you say?
Niles: I said, "let's all sit down."
Baby: Peter's a letch.
Peter: Is this your idea of a joke?