‘Sliding Frasiers’
Season 8, Episode 13 - Aired February 13, 2001
Feeling down about being single ahead of Valentine's Day, Frasier decides to try speed dating. Meanwhile, Daphe and Niles plan to treat each other on their first Valentine's Day as a couple.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I was thinking perhaps, after the party, we could take a carriage ride in the park and make our way to your place where, I believe, there is a two pound box of chocolate truffles waiting for you.
Monica: Oh, two pounds. Wow.
Frasier: Yes, well, your sister told me that truffles were your favorite.
Monica: You talked to Cheryl? I haven't talked with her in months.
Frasier: Well you'll have your chance on Sunday. We're having dinner with her and Jack.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [singing] Have I a hope or half a chance,
To even think that I could dance with you? Ooh, ooh.
Would you greet me or politely turn away?
Would there suddenly be sunshine on a cold and rainy day?
Oh, babe, what would you say?
Yes, oh, baby I know,
I know I could be so in love [congratulations] with you.
And I know that I could make you love me, too.
And if I could hear you say the words you do-ooh-ooh
Well anyway, what would you say?
Monica: Frasier, we need to talk.
Kenny: Ouch!
Quote from Kenny
Roz: Are you okay?
Frasier: Well, I'm humiliated.
Roz: Oh, Frasier, no one even noticed what happened.
Kenny: [patting Frasier on the shoulder] Ouch.