Frasier Quote #2795
Quote from Frasier in Juvenilia
Kirby: Way to go, Dr. Crane. That was sweet.
Frasier: I'm not exactly proud of myself, Kirby.
Kirby: Oh, you should be, man, those dinks brought it on themselves. They were, like, "We're gonna get this old dude!" and then you were, like, "Old dude! Say what?"and then they were like "Wham bam!... [mock fight noises]
Frasier: Well said, Kirby.
Frasier Quotes
‘Juvenilia’ Quotes
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Just hear me out. Look, I need a favor but before I tell you what it is, I want you to look at this.
Frasier: "KACL Psychographics."
Kenny: We hired a firm to sift through the program data and give us a kind of profile on each show's average listener.
Frasier: All right, let's see. Gil's average listener is a woman, mid-30's, well-educated, hmmm... What about my average listener. Who is she?
Kenny: Well, actually, uh, she's an older gentleman who likes to keep the radio on for company.
Roz: Ouch.
Kenny: Oh, and Roz, it seems a number of listeners think you're a man.
Quote from Niles
Roz: First of all, enough with the earrings. Everything doesn't have to be so fancy. Don't get me wrong. Jewelry is terrific, but sometimes a woman likes to know that you're paying attention. Mix it up a little. Do something crazy. I mean, totally out there.
Niles: Are you talking about scarves?
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Hey, guys. Uh, Doc, you got a minute? There's someone I want you to meet.
Kirby: Oh, dude, that's Emily Crowther, one of the nimrods from Teen Scene. You're not going to do that show, are you? Those guys go to my old high school. A bunch of losers.
Kenny: For your information, Kirb... Hey, I thought you were at the doctor.
Kirby: I was. Uh, he says everything is fine. He also said I probably shouldn't come in tomorrow until about 11:30.
Kenny: How dumb do you think I am? You will show up first thing tomorrow morning, after your Meals on Wheels delivery.