Frasier Quote #2691
Quote from Frasier in Room Full of Heroes
Frasier: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Wonder Woman, you're next.
Roz: OK, my greatest relationship was with my alter ego, who was a nurse in the army and her name was Diana Prince.
Daphne: [bad Elton John impression] Hey, I wrote a song about Princess Diana...and it was the same song I wrote about Marilyn Monroe.
Roz: That's weird.
Martin: Really weird.
Niles: You would never think that two such disparate characters across half a century of time could be connected like that.
Frasier: That's because they're not connected! The song was written about Princess Diana, not Diana Prince.
Daphne: Still, it's a pretty odd coincidence...
Frasier: It's not a coincidence at all! It's just two names that barely sound alike when one of them is pronounced in reverse order.
Frasier Quotes
‘Room Full of Heroes’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Frasier: All right, Martin Crane. Why don't you tell us about your most significant relationship.
Niles: All righty. In 1952, I met a woman named Hester Palmer. And even thought she's been gone fourteen years, she was not only the greatest relationship in my life but also the greatest blessing. I miss her every day.
Martin: You're a good boy, Niles.
Daphne: Ah.
Roz: Oh.
Quote from Frasier
Justin: Are you okay?
Frasier: Yes. I suppose I'm just having a bit of a temper tantrum, that's all.
Justin: Yeah, I get those too. [Frasier chuckles.] Well, I'm going home. See you later.
Frasier: Yup, see you later. Say, you know, maybe I'll go home too. If your brother doesn't give back your candy, you can always come trick-or-treating at my apartment. I got bags of the stuff. You can have all you want.
Justin: Really? Awesome.
Frasier: Apartment 1901.
Justin: 1901? You're the guy who eats brains.
Frasier: Now, come on. If I really ate brains, children would be disappearing from the building all the time. You haven't noticed anything like that, have you?
Justin: No.
Frasier: That's because I don't eat brains. Not human brains, anyway. A nice fresh order of calf's brains in a beurre noir sauce, now that would be... I don't eat brains.
Quote from Daphne
Frasier: Daphne, don't you think that bowl is a little bit small for a whole night of trick-or-treaters?
Daphne: Oh, I don't think so. The children in the building are too scared to ring our bell.
Frasier: Why is that?
Daphne: They're afraid of "Old Man Crane."
Frasier: [chuckling] Poor Dad.
Daphne: It's not him, Dr. Crane. It's you.
Frasier: What? I'm Old Man Crane? Good Lord, I have tousled every young head in this building from the laundry room to the rooftop.
Daphne: Yeah, apparently that's how it started. They think you're feeling to see if their brains are ripe.
Frasier: How do you know all this?
Daphne: They have a whole rhyme about you. [singing] "Old Man Crane, Old Man Crane, Make him mad and he'll eat your brain."