Frasier: Daphne, don't you think that bowl is a little bit small for a whole night of trick-or-treaters?
Daphne: Oh, I don't think so. The children in the building are too scared to ring our bell.
Frasier: Why is that?
Daphne: They're afraid of "Old Man Crane."
Frasier: [chuckling] Poor Dad.
Daphne: It's not him, Dr. Crane. It's you.
Frasier: What? I'm Old Man Crane? Good Lord, I have tousled every young head in this building from the laundry room to the rooftop.
Daphne: Yeah, apparently that's how it started. They think you're feeling to see if their brains are ripe.
Frasier: How do you know all this?
Daphne: They have a whole rhyme about you. [singing] "Old Man Crane, Old Man Crane, Make him mad and he'll eat your brain."