Frasier Quote #2392

Quote from Frasier in Mary Christmas

Mary: Well, this float comes to us as a gift from Seattle's sister city, Managua, Nicaragua. You know, I like the way that sounds. Managua, Nicaragua. It sounds like the name of a fine Latino man! [accent] Would you like to dance, Dr. Mary? Yes, I would, Managua Nicaragua. Shake that cute little Costa Rica for me! [laughs] For more information, here's float reporter Mike.
Director: And we're clear.
Mary: This is fun, isn't this fun?
Frasier: Yes, yes, but you know, Mary, maybe we should try sticking to the script, hmm? The more we improvise, the less professional we look.

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 ‘Mary Christmas’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Oh, Niles. I hope you had the presence of mind to bring presents of mine.
Niles: I haven't heard that line since last year. But then again, Christmas is the season for chestnuts.

Quote from Martin

Martin: Oh, that's it. I know I should have stocked my old Ballantines as soon as they stopped making it. Now, I can't find a single can. Christmas is ruined.
Daphne: Christmas is about more than beer, Mr. Crane.
Niles: Yeah. And this year's extra special because Daphne and I are together.
Martin: Well, that's true. No more Mel, no Maris, no Lilith... maybe I won't need beer this Christmas.

Quote from Frasier

Santa: Do you think that Dr. Mary could help Santa to cheer up his elves?
Mary: Why don't you give them some candy?
Santa: That's a great idea.
Frasier: No, that's a terrible idea. Your elves are probably suffering from seasonal-affective disorder. Now, loading them up with sweets will only aggravate the problem!
Santa: Kids love candy.
Frasier: Elves are not kids, they're tiny men.