Frasier Quote #1437
Quote from Frasier in Desperately Seeking Closure
Sam: I'm going to tell you what we're going to be doing this weekend. We're taking the concord to London for a party at Alec Guinness' place.
Frasier: I'm not so sure that... Sir Alec Guinness?
Sam: Yes, well, I know it's a long way to go. But Stephen is going to be there, he's promised to play some songs for the new one.
Frasier: Look, I don't know... Stephen Sondheim?
Sam: Yes. Oh, and you'll never guess who'll be singing with him.
Frasier: No, please don't tell me, please.
Frasier Quotes
‘Desperately Seeking Closure’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Roz, you must have something?
Roz: Well, you are a little full of yourself.
Frasier: Great. Okay, pompous.
Roz: And you do tend to ramble on with the callers.
Frasier: A tad loquacious.
Martin: Pretentious.
Frasier: Dad, I already wrote that down.
Martin: Underline it.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Well, I don't know about love. We've only been seeing each other for a month.
Niles: But you could see yourself falling in love with her?
Frasier: Possibly.
Niles: Some time down the line?
Frasier: Yes, yes, perhaps.
Niles: Well, no wonder you're heartbroken. You've just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one.
Quote from Niles
Niles: I'll have a double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #1: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte!
Waiter #2: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #3: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Niles: Excuse me, I think there was a problem in the chain of command. The middle person reversed part of it. She said, "A Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte".
Waiter #1: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #2: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #3: Double shot, non-fat, no-foam latte!
Niles: No, no, no. You did it again, that's not what I want.
Waiter #1: Well, you can tell her yourself.
Niles: All right, I'll have a double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #2: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #3: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte. Nutmeg?
Waiter #2: Nutmeg?
Waiter #1: Nutmeg?
Niles: No thanks. It inflames my stomach lining.
Waiter #1: Inflames his stomach lining!
Waiter #2: Inflames his stomach lining!
Waiter #3: Inflames his stomach lining!
Niles: Stop that!