Niles Quote #547

Quote from Niles in A Word to the Wiseguy

Frasier: Well, I must admit, Niles, it is not entirely unpleasant to rub shoulders with the demi-monde. I definitely felt a real testosterone surge, you know?
Niles: Me too, me too! It's like an actual tingling in my chest. And now it's gone. There it is again! And now it's
gone.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, it must be your cellular phone vibrating.
Niles: Oh, it is. Oh, you're right.

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