Frasier Quote #870

Quote from Frasier in A Word to the Wiseguy

Daphne: What a horrible thing to happen. Can you picture poor Mrs. Crane confined to a jail cell?
Frasier: Only if they moved the bars closer together.

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 ‘A Word to the Wiseguy’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Just show him the charges, Niles.
Niles: Yes, here we are. Quite a few.
Jerome: "Ignoring a summons, speeding, reckless endangerment." Your wife sounds like a very carefree lady.
Frasier: Oh, yes. She's ounces of fun.

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Frasier: What else would you expect from a woman who thinks her chocolate allergy entitles her to park in a handicapped space?

 Dr. Frasier Crane Quotes

Quote from She's the Boss

Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!

Quote from The Good Son

Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.