Niles Quote #543

Quote from Niles in A Word to the Wiseguy

Niles: Oh, Roz, you are an angel of mercy. How can I repay you?
Roz: The next time you think of some witty little thing to say about my sex life, or what I'm wearing, just keep it to yourself.
Niles: [looking her up and down] Consider it done.

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