Niles Quote #542

Quote from Niles in A Word to the Wiseguy

Roz: Oh. Okay fine, you little weasel. Just forget it. I was going to help you, but Maris can just rot in the slammer.
Niles: Oh, Roz, I was joshing. I know how you enjoy our little by-play! That weasel line, ouch, touché!
Roz: You know what, you're even more annoying when you grovel.
Niles: Zing! Got me again!

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