Niles: Hi.
Daphne: Hi. What are you doing here and why are you so sweaty?
Niles: I was talking to Dad about my case of oloroso.
Daphne: Oh. Well, if it doesn't clear up by tomorrow, you should call a doctor.
Niles: I will.

Niles: [on the phone] Frasier? You're too busy to answer the phone, but I'm just about to interview this... stripper, and I have no idea what to ask. I just hope Dad doesn't walk in and spoil the surprise. I'm already developing some sort of aversion-based mouth dryness as we speak. This is Niles, by the way.

Charlotte: Cell phones don't work here. Please tell me you know what's wrong with the car?
Frasier: Not a clue. I opened the hood as a mere formality.