Niles Quote #2117

Quote from Niles in Detour

Niles: [on the phone] Frasier? You're too busy to answer the phone, but I'm just about to interview this... stripper, and I have no idea what to ask. I just hope Dad doesn't walk in and spoil the surprise. I'm already developing some sort of aversion-based mouth dryness as we speak. This is Niles, by the way.


 ‘Detour’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: Hi.
Daphne: Hi. What are you doing here and why are you so sweaty?
Niles: I was talking to Dad about my case of oloroso.
Daphne: Oh. Well, if it doesn't clear up by tomorrow, you should call a doctor.
Niles: I will.

Quote from Frasier

Charlotte: Cell phones don't work here. Please tell me you know what's wrong with the car?
Frasier: Not a clue. I opened the hood as a mere formality.

 Niles Crane Quotes

Quote from To Tell the Truth

Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!

Quote from Frasier Grinch

Frasier: Dad, I'm sorry, if Frederick's anything like me, the kind of toys he'll like to play with are... A kitchen set, a dollhouse and three kinds of Barbies. Oh, good God. This is for a Franklin Crane from Kennebunkport. Oh, God, do you realize what this means?
Niles: Yes. The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain.