Martin Quote #1318
Quote from Martin in Maris Returns
Roz: Wow, Frasier, you're really stuffing your pie-hole.
Frasier: Look, I've had a very tough day. I'm entitled to a little comfort food before my evening appointment. [stomach growls]
Roz: That was pretty.
Martin: Let me give you a tip, son. Tough nights on the force, I used to eat like that. Trouble was, I'd be sitting in the squad car all night, pants digging in, stomach making unholy noises. There's only one thing that helps, loosen your belt and pop the top button.
Frasier: Thank you, Dad, for schooling me in the ancient ways.
Frasier Quotes
‘Maris Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: It was Maris.
Frasier: Maris?!
Niles: I haven't spoken to her for months. She says she needs to see me.
Frasier: About what?
Niles: I don't know. She was hysterical. I haven't heard her this panicked since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: So, Niles, what did you tell her?
Niles: Well, I told her to leave him. And if he causes trouble, get a restraining order. She's very upset by the whole thing. Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: I was just telling Daphne that I had lunch with you at the dog track.
Martin: Right.
Niles: After the ear doctor.
Martin: Right. And how about that flat tire on the freeway? Niles helped me change it.
Daphne: All right, now I know you're lying.