Niles Quote #2017
Quote from Niles in Maris Returns
Frasier: So, Niles, what did you tell her?
Niles: Well, I told her to leave him. And if he causes trouble, get a restraining order. She's very upset by the whole thing. Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.
Frasier Quotes
‘Maris Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: It was Maris.
Frasier: Maris?!
Niles: I haven't spoken to her for months. She says she needs to see me.
Frasier: About what?
Niles: I don't know. She was hysterical. I haven't heard her this panicked since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: I was just telling Daphne that I had lunch with you at the dog track.
Martin: Right.
Niles: After the ear doctor.
Martin: Right. And how about that flat tire on the freeway? Niles helped me change it.
Daphne: All right, now I know you're lying.
Quote from Daphne
Frasier: My, that's certainly an ambitious first day.
Frasier: Yes, well, I really want to pack in all I can. That's why I took the day off from my radio show.
Niles: Well, happy sailing through the choppy waters of the dysfunctional and the disturbed.
Daphne: [returning] Optional eyebrow wax? What is that supposed to mean?!
Frasier: [to Niles] Same to you, skipper.