Frasier Quote #3273
Quote from Frasier in Maris Returns
Frasier: Hello, Dad.
Martin: I brought you this for your office.
Frasier: Thank you. Why don't you have a seat?
Martin: What you doing there?
Frasier: Well, I'm just trying to figure out this chair from Stockholm Design. The instruction booklet alone would account for the high Swedish suicide rate.
Frasier Quotes
‘Maris Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: It was Maris.
Frasier: Maris?!
Niles: I haven't spoken to her for months. She says she needs to see me.
Frasier: About what?
Niles: I don't know. She was hysterical. I haven't heard her this panicked since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: So, Niles, what did you tell her?
Niles: Well, I told her to leave him. And if he causes trouble, get a restraining order. She's very upset by the whole thing. Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: I was just telling Daphne that I had lunch with you at the dog track.
Martin: Right.
Niles: After the ear doctor.
Martin: Right. And how about that flat tire on the freeway? Niles helped me change it.
Daphne: All right, now I know you're lying.