Frasier Quote #3270
Quote from Frasier in Maris Returns
Peggy: If you're done, Dr. C, your next patient is here.
Frasier: Already?
Alex: Yeah, that's me. I find it's best to be no later than a half hour early. Saves a lot of anxiety.
Frasier: First of all, welcome. Whether our journey together lasts for years or just one day, I can't tell you how excited I am to take this first step with you.
Alex: No, this won't work. [exiting] Thanks. Bye.
Frasier Quotes
‘Maris Returns’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: It was Maris.
Frasier: Maris?!
Niles: I haven't spoken to her for months. She says she needs to see me.
Frasier: About what?
Niles: I don't know. She was hysterical. I haven't heard her this panicked since her strength gave out halfway through a revolving door.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: So, Niles, what did you tell her?
Niles: Well, I told her to leave him. And if he causes trouble, get a restraining order. She's very upset by the whole thing. Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail.
Quote from Daphne
Niles: I was just telling Daphne that I had lunch with you at the dog track.
Martin: Right.
Niles: After the ear doctor.
Martin: Right. And how about that flat tire on the freeway? Niles helped me change it.
Daphne: All right, now I know you're lying.